There are many blogs dedicated to the band Steel Panther, but since I love them so much, I wanted to make my own. Whether you are peeved that you can’t get your hair and make-up to look as perfect as Lexxi’s, or you’re sexually frustrated by the constant pelvic thrusting on stage (and off stage), we as Fanthers (Fans of Steel Panther) have our little problems. Don’t worry - this blog isn’t geared specifically toward those of the female inclination. Maybe you’re a male fanther who’s jealous that you can’t get your abs to look quite as toned as Satchel’s?~ Anyhow, submit your problems and I’ll put ‘em on a bitchin’ little graphic and post ‘em here. It’ll be ONE POST A DAY every afternoon at 4:00PM EST, so if you don’t see your post, it’s in the queue. Tumblr (3.0; @fantherproblems)http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ml2xcwvj1qiyer0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sing-to-the-heavenly.tumblr.com/post/27845803943/check-it-out-im-giving-away-this-bitchin-steel">sing-to-the-heavenly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Check it out! I’m giving away this bitchin’ Steel Panther girl’s tank top as a celebration of my 21st birthday!</strong></p> <p>I got it a few weeks ago with some other Panther merch, and unfortunately, it’s too small for me (and my boobs)! So instead of holding onto it or returning it or whatever, I figured I’d do my first giveaway on Tumblr to thank all you guys for the awesome time I’ve had on here! So yeah! Here are the details!</p> <ul><li>The tank top is a women’s size XL (but very, very tight-fitting! I’d akin it more to like, a men’s small). </li> <li><strong>I WILL ONLY SHIP TO THE U.S.!</strong> I hate to do this, because I know some super great international Fanthers, but shipping worldwide is as expensive as BALLS. So I’m terribly sorry, but American fans only!</li> <li>I don’t care if you follow me or not but I do have a pretty bitchin’ blog and I post a lot of Steel Panther if you’re into that (why would you want this shirt otherwise?)</li> <li>You can reblog as many times as you want. That will better your chances of winning I guess.</li> <li>Likes count.</li> <li>I will use a random number generator to determine the winner and contact them on AUGUST 13 (make sure your ask box is open)! So you have from now until then to reblog this as many times as you want. Have fun annoying your followers! DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL! \m/</li> </ul></blockquote>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/27854980584http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/27854980584Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:28:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrwp2FBjA1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://lexxi-rachelle-parrish-foxxx.tumblr.com/">lexxi-rachelle-parrish-foxxx</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18146055620http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18146055620Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:13:06 -0500steel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrwo3gy3A1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://propertyofsteventyler.tumblr.com/">propertyofsteventyler</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18087225519http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18087225519Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:12:05 -0500steel panther<p>Sorry I haven&#8217;t been keeping  up with this blog (or any of my others, really). I&#8217;ve been partly busy and partly lazy. I have a few items in the queue for the next couple days, but be sure to submit your ideas!</p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18048018980http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/18048018980Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:39:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyslt5szrD1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://futuregroupie.tumblr.com">futuregroupie</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16990187817http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16990187817Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:16:05 -0500steel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyslrxepSs1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16949058177http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16949058177Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:07:09 -0500steel panther<p>Hey, guys. I need more submissions! I can&#8217;t come up with them all on my own, especially since I&#8217;m busy with school!</p> <p><a href="http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/submit">SUBMIT</a></p> <p>Also, 71 followers already! Whoohoo! You guys rock!</p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16948376480http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16948376480Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:56:03 -0500steel panther<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyknecPyDF1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://threeisacrowdx.tumblr.com/">threeisacrowdx</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16776832842http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16776832842Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:17:06 -0500steel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyknfd0KjD1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://metallicnightingale.tumblr.com/">metallicnightingale</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16717541817http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16717541817Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:17:05 -0500steel panthersubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyft1ntTa01rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://lexxi-rachelle-parrish-foxxx.tumblr.com/">lexxi-rachelle-parrish-foxxx</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16654768756http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16654768756Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:17:06 -0500steel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyft02verx1rnp1azo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://sail-cat.tumblr.com">sail-cat</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16594605306http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16594605306Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:14:06 -0500steel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly8lzlFXia1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://sweet-lil-sister.tumblr.com">sweet-lil-sister</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16480280526http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16480280526Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:18:06 -0500steel panthersubmissionlexxi foxx<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6oq8FTFa1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://crue-slut.tumblr.com">crue-slut</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16423085524http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16423085524Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:14:05 -0500steel panthersubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxgxpBqO51rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://metallicnightingale.tumblr.com">metallicnightingale</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16365452265http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16365452265Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:17:06 -0500steel panthersubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx5bcs7I91rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16309592595http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16309592595Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:16:05 -0500satchelsteel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwwlpaSES1rnp1azo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16246543628http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16246543628Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:16:05 -0500michael starrsteel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwmzrlUFh1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://whisperfrommysoul.tumblr.com">whisperfrommysoul</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16186420103http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16186420103Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:15:05 -0500satchelsteel panther<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwncbxFBV1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16130976523http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16130976523Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:15:06 -0500lexxi foxxsteel panther<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwmytH2uM1rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://whisperfrommysoul.tumblr.com">whisperfrommysoul</a></p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16076358422http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16076358422Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:15:05 -0500satchelsteel panthersubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuzpvFS321rnp1azo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sigh</p>http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16025713619http://fantherproblems.tumblr.com/post/16025713619Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:25:05 -0500satchelsteel panthersubmission